hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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