didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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