he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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