what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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