they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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