Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Last time i carry you out of a forest
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I have post one night stand depression
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
