508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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