That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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