she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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