Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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