Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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