I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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