No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
we're making bets on your personal life
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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