i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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