Sponge bath it is.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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