If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
they're like a gay fantastic four
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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