it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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