i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
