If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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