i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
jump out the window naked night went bad
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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