if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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