If that was your dad, he is hot
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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