I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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