I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Randomize
