Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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