There is no way he is gay with that hair.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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