talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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