Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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