I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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