So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
