I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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