just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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