is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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