Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i will never coherently bang her
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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