i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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