I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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