There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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