im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
do herpes really smell.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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