was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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