I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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