how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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