Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I will be naked everywhere
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Randomize
