I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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