So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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