I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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