Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
