Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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