I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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