I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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