Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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