Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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