Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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