the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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