Porn is love you can see.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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