Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Holy sore nipples Batman
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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